Chapter1

                      1. One may not have relationships of any typewith chickens.

                      2. One may not breed with family members.

                      3. One may not enter Pheasants Untouched [coded]at any stage. One may not give birth to goats.

                      4. Seagulls shouldn’t try and breed with crabs,especially Andrew and Matt’s.

                      5. One shouldn’t grasp sister’s rear end at busstop, or in public.

                      6. One should not set fire to cattle duringmating season.

                      7. Moose, Bison, and wild Buffalo make greatlovers.

                      8. Thou shall not be around by women over 60.

                      9. One shall avoid anal compaction at all costs,or risk being spooned.

                          10. When one is humping echidnas, thou must aimcarefully.

                          11. Thou shall urinate on electric fence to bringexcitement into life.

Chapter2

                      1. Do not trust relatives especially if they arepigeons.

                      2. Tasmanian girls should learn to run fasterthan their brothers.

                      3. Thou should run from mother when she has PMSand you drove through her rose garden with a ride on lawn mower.

                      4. When thy father runs around decapitating farmanimals, thou should sedate him with buffalo sedatives.

Chapter3

                      1. One should not hang out with in breads,Brennans, dwarfs, Tasmanians, New Zealanders, Bogans, Collie people, Arabs, andferal cats with sticks up their asses.

                      2. The best way to attract females is to rollthyself in sheep dung and decomposing kangaroo carcases.

                      3. Thy should not be so drunk that one cannotremove head from toilet.

                      4. If you are going to dance the Paso doblé, doit well, Barry Fife must be your true love.

                      5. Thou shall stay clear of Drunken PileDrivers.

                      6. One shall realize that women can’t do whatmen do especially in soccer

Chapter 4

                      1. One shall not be rowdy and violent towardsgum trees, thou should show them thy genitals.

                      2. Thou shall only shoot at friends if they haveeaten your yoghurt.

                      3. Making love to a snake is plain stupid, itwill bite you and most likely kill you.

Chapter5

                      1. Thou shall not grow sea-men [coded] in fishtanks.

                      2. Thou shall not put electric kettles on stove.

                      3. If thy is hatched from an egg, thy hasproblems.

                      4. Going to toilet in a snake hole is a badidea.

                      5. Shopping trolleys powered by whipper snippermotor makes great substitute for car.

                      6. One must feel sorry for boys who get periods.

                      7. Kyle’s should not have sex with their Uncles

                      8. Andrew will never be a crab but will alwayshave them between his legs.

                      9. One shall put thy selves down if thyexperiences a Cheese Burger.

                          10. Thy shall not become a Ballerina and wearpink tutu like the Stunned Rabbit.

                          11. Soccer is only for pansies and men who wantto attract other male pansies.

                          12. Thou shall not trust soccer players as theywill jump on your back and try to hump you after they score a goal. they alsothink it is cool to expose their nipples and run around blind screaming likeAndrew giving birth through his penis.

Chapter6

                      1. Thou shall worship the sexy legs and massivesix-pack of your God, Sam the Great

                  2. Thank Sam for Condoms, there are already toomuch Slimy Batshit and too many Kinky Frogs in this world.